Here is the valentine my husband gave me. Yep, that's him!
I don't know if you can tell, but on the bottom of the sweater,
it says "pull here" and when you pull the sweater down this is what you find.
Open the shirt and find...
Open the exaggeratedly muscular chest with a bloody incision...
Anatomically semi-correct innards complete with a heart and key just for me!
How I love that man of mine!